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Post  1ATRCOOPER on Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:48 pm

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Post  1ATRCOOPER on Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:07 am

OBAMA'S TWO-WEEK RECAP
1, The American people elect a black president with a total of 42 days experience as a U S Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure Terrorists civil rights are not violated.
2, The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.
3, The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda we find out, that is a true radical anti-American activist who is a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.
4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.
5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.
6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.
7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.
8. A Labor Sec'y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.
9. A Sec'y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.
And that's just the first two weeks . . . but who's counting.
America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy, and Harry ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus.
Stimulus is where the government gives a smidgen of your tax dollars back to you making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!

One Big Ass Mistake, America...
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Post  ChevyNight on Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:08 am

By reading this, i should recommend a really big gun
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Texas................

Post  1ATRCOOPER on Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:18 am

THE COUNTRY of TEXAS





In case things get a little tough after Jan...


Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede
from the Union. (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of
1848.)

We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won
the election. We'll miss you too.

Here is what can happen:

1: Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States, and
Texas immediately secedes from the Union.

2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas.
You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had another
terrorist attack, and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats
lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with
Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years.

What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern
States. John Kerry and Al Gore will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and
communications equipment -small companies like Texas Instruments,
Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel,
Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Norte l,
Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn
centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers.

The Houston Medical Center alone employees over 65,000 people.

8. We have enough colleges to keep us getting smarter: University of Texas, Texas
A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas,
University of Houston, Baylor, UNT (University of North Texas), Texas
Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force, and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions.

Here in Texas, it's a Right to Work State and, therefore, it's every man and women for themselves.

We just go out and get the job done. And if we don't like the way one company operates,

we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air
National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here

has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one.

If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask
them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables,

and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that
they taste good. Don't need any food.

13. Three of the ten largest citi es in the United States, and twenty-three of
the 100 largest cities in the United States, are located in Texas.
And Texas also has more land than California, New York, New Jersey,
Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Maryland, Rhode Island and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas.

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas,

so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape.
There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV.

The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted
global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000
years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

So, in other words, go screw yourselves. Oh, that's right. You already have!

Signed, The
People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

SLEEP WELL TONIGHT THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!

One Nation Under God


''Life's tough......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -- John Wayne


God Bless & Keep You !
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I'm movin to Texas...

Post  -(1ATR)-pinkmist on Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:15 pm

You should be on the Texas tourism board. I'm gonna visit just caus of that list you provided.
Hooah Cooper...

And by the way Chevy, I already Own many really big guns....hehe at4
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Post  -(1ATR)-Salvage on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:49 pm

OK Iam moving to Texas anyway ----see ya all in the fall- Corpus Christi here we come. sunny lots

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Post  -(1ATR)-6-guns on Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:15 pm

Dang Coop you make me wish I lived in Texas. If things hit the fan I may have to move there. Do you think they will allow imigration from other southern states? Smile
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Post  ChevyNight on Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:32 am

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After you have seen that, see the following, back to school?









-(1ATR)-6-guns wrote:Dang Coop you make me wish I lived in Texas. If things hit the fan I may have to move there. Do you think they will allow imigration from other southern states? Smile

-(1ATR)-6-guns wrote: Dang Coop yew make me wish I lived in Texas. If`n thangs hit da fan I may hafta move yonder. Do yew recon they will allow imigration from other southern states?
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