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Man Rules.................

Post  1ATRCOOPER on Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:44 am

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story
We always hear ' the rules'
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or

motor sports


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh.
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Post  MsBOMBDOG1 on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:35 am

Lmao.... 1YouareTheManHL5 22 reasons why men are so simplistic. I'd say that about sums it up. bounce Finally someone got it right. cat Now we women know why beanies were made for men. scratch To keep the back of their eyes warm when the wind blows. Wink


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Post  ChevyNight on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:40 am

MsBOMBDOG1 wrote:Lmao.... 1YouareTheManHL5 22 reasons why men are so simplistic. I'd say that about sums it up. bounce Finally someone got it right. cat Now we women know why we were made for men. scratch Its to keep the nuts warm when the wind blows. Wink


Oh? lots
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Post  MsBOMBDOG1 on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:55 am

ChevyNight wrote:
MsBOMBDOG1 wrote:Lmao.... 1YouareTheManHL5 22 reasons why men are so simplistic. I'd say that about sums it up. bounce Finally someone got it right. cat Now we women know why we were made for men. scratch Its to keep the nuts warm when the wind blows. Wink


Oh? lots

nono Men do not need women for this. They do a fine job of it on their own, lol. yeah


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Post  MsBOMBDOG1 on Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:27 am

No Matter What Though.... CLICK HERE------>
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Post  ChevyNight on Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:29 pm

MsBOMBDOG1 wrote:
nono Men do not need women for this. They do a fine job of it on their own, lol. yeah

Oh we need women for that, you know how it goes bounce






ps, don't leave your bucket open, make it private
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Post  GumpGI on Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:26 pm

MsBOMBDOG1 wrote:No Matter What Though.... CLICK HERE------>
Where can i buy the CD for this song? It would make a great Beatles song. Yeah Yeah Yeah. lol1 dance dance dance dance
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