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Can you fly?

Post  Cooper on Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:09 pm

A man would like a drink when he was in the airplane, beside him sat a parrot that was thursty to but thought:
"I wait till the man man asks for something."
The man asks the stewardess:
"Can I get a drink?"
Which they replied with:
"I'll be with you in a minute."
That parrot says:
"Hey bitch, give me a drink!" and he gets his drink rightaway.

The man asked again:
"Can I get a drink?"
Says the stewardess:
"I'll be right with you."
They parrot had finished the drink and says:
"Hey bitch, give me another one!" and was given his drink immediately.

Well thinks the man, I can do that to and he says:
"Hey bitch, give me a drink!"
The stewardess says:
"Wait, I'll just get someone."

a bit later, there is a huge steward on and throws the parrot and the man from the plane.
"Well," says the parrot to the man, "you have a big mouth for someone who can not fly!"

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Post  -(1ATR)-BeeeBeee on Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:18 pm


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