just joking

A short love story ...

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed..

'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.
The End








Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?

Client: "I'm lookin' for a gun."

Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"

Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."

Owner: (very surprised): "Why do you need a .44 magnum?

Client: "It's for shootin' at cans."

Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."

Client (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."

Owner: "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"

Client: "Mexi-cans... Puertori-cans... Afri-cans... Maro-cans..."

#1 - too true

#2 -