Larry, and no its not the cableguy

Ok, you are asking "Who in the hell is 'Larry'. "


Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill Tattooed on his privates?'
Well, says Larry, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastl but not least, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred
bucks anytime you want.


Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital..........