CDC ALERT ..................
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CDC ALERT ..................
CDC ALERT
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
It is exactly for the reasons mentioned above that I keep a number of personal-size doses of Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (Beer) on hand. Sometimes I even use it without being exposed to Weary Overload Recreational Killer, in order to try to keep my immunization intact.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
It is exactly for the reasons mentioned above that I keep a number of personal-size doses of Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (Beer) on hand. Sometimes I even use it without being exposed to Weary Overload Recreational Killer, in order to try to keep my immunization intact.
Re: CDC ALERT ..................
TO LATE, im already infected, Im taking Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter in great ammounts but it doesnt do anything, well it does some but not what it supposed to be doing, i think
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Cooper- Admin
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Re: CDC ALERT ..................
Chevy wrote:TO LATE, im already infected, Im taking Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter in great ammounts but it doesnt do anything, well it does some but not what it supposed to be doing, i think
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Sad but true I too have had this infection for years, Increases the dose of Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter add one Vintage alliterative desperately known antidote or (vodka) and call in, in the morning
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Good 1 Coop.
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