Welfare......

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
job.
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. You'll be expected to escort her on her
overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her
sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a
year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."