Training does it all

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..' 'You are wasting your time,' said the boy. 'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled. 'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again!!

to heavy for ya all?

Na That was GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAT

Chevy wrote:to heavy for ya all?

No! Just sad I don't have either problem!

-(1ATR)-BeeeBeee wrote:
No! Just sad I don't have either problem!

No horny neighbour and no sex?

Yup! That about sums it up.

Im always willing to talk to your neighbour, see if there any changes can be made

Chevy wrote:Im always willing to talk to your neighbour, see if there any changes can be made

You probably don't want to talk to mine, shes like 90 years old

-(1ATR)-soldier_d00d wrote:

Chevy wrote:Im always willing to talk to your neighbour, see if there any changes can be made

You probably don't want to talk to mine, shes like 90 years old

Oh, the talk i will do, but in this case i'll leave the sex to you