The Pentagon announced TODAY
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The Pentagon announced TODAY
Cooper Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:01 pm
*The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces** (USRSF)*
*These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given _only _the following facts about terrorists:
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**1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
_5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt_.
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**The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday**.*
*These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given _only _the following facts about terrorists:
**
**1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
_5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt_.
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**The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday**.*
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-(1ATR)-6-guns Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:17 pm
Hilariuos. A very good one at that. ROFL.
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