Tequila cookie recipe!!

I know it's not Chrsmas but this is good for any holiday or just a get together!

**** Be sure to completely read this recipe, it gets pretty complicated towards the end ****

If you are like me, we are always looking for that special cookie recipe to
share with our family & friends for the holidays. This is one of my
favorites, to make on Christmas Eve to be able to deal with the "families"
on this joyous occasion, hahahahaha...

TEQUILA COOKIES
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

- Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup

.... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit,

Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit
gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

- Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
FINISH the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

BB, Now we are talking.... Hummmm!

Perhaps I can post one for Rum Cake

In my case that would be a spacecake

oh man this is way to deep 4 me.